no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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