Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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