are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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