I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We don't watch enough power rangers
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
