No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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