woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If I die, sorry about rent.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Pooping to opera.
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