That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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