Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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