Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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