he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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