did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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