Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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