if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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