I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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