he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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