porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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