They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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