I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So vagazzling was a success
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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