I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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