who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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