if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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