Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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