using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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