So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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