R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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