Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
im on a boat
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