would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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