We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I need moral support for this bender
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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