gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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