We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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