question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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