69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
do herpes really smell.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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