I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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