I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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