10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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