My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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