We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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