my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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