3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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