"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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