you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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