She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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