the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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