So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
All I want is dick and wine.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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