Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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