I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
