Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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