Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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