Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
