Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
