i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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