fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
bring money and cleavage
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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